Drummer Jokes

How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they have a machine to do that now.

What do you call a Drummer in a Volkswagen?


How can you tell when a drummer’s at the door?

The knocking speeds up.

How is a drum solo like a sneeze?

You can tell it’s coming, but you can’t do anything about it.

What do you call a drummer that breaks up with his girlfriend?


What's the last thing the band wants to hear the drummer say?

“Hey guys, wanna try one of my songs?”

Did you hear about the drummer who got accepted to Yale?

Neither did I.

What is the difference between a drummer and a savings bond?

One will mature and make money.

Did you hear about the drummer who finished high school?

Me neither.

What do you call a beautiful woman on a drummer's arm?

A tattoo.

What's the difference between a large pizza and a drummer?

The pizza can feed a family of four.

How do you get a drummer to play an accelerando?

Ask him to play in 4/4 at a steady 120 bpm.

What do you call a drummer with half a brain?


What's the biggest lie told to a drummer?

Hang on a minute and I’ll help you with your gear.


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